Saturday, September 26, 2015

Another Kind of Change

   Imagine waking up on a lazy Saturday. Half-asleep, you hop off your bed and onto your feet, stretching your arms and letting out a big yawn. You shamble to the bathroom, and turn on the light as you always do, when you finally look into the mirror and see an unfamiliar face staring back at you. You don't know how or why, but you realize you've been turned into a person of the opposite gender.
   Personally, I can't imagine what I'd do if something like that happened to me. I guess if it was permanent, I'd have to throw out all my clothes. And I'd have to get rid of my jewelry or give it away. That'd be a pain in the rear. On the bright side, though, I'd probably be taller, since most guys are taller than the average woman. And guys have nice looking clothes, too. I wouldn't mind wearing suits, since I've always thought guys' suits look better than ladies' suits.
   On the other hand, though, I'm kind of a cry-baby, and I get way too emotional about little problems, so I'd probably get ridiculed for having traits like that that would make me seem more feminine. You don't think about it, but guys pretty much have to stay composed at all times or risk having people call them weak or not a real man.
   Now that I think about it, guys have it pretty rough. But I'll say one thing I wouldn't miss would be Aunt Flo coming to visit, if you know what I mean. At least if I was a guy, I wouldn't have to deal with that!

1 comment:

  1. I am just like you when it comes to being a bit of a cry-baby, I cry over the littlest of things. If that trait were to pass over when being turned into a guy, I feel as though both me and you will both get beat up by other guys haha. I agree though, guys have it tough even though we don't think so. Especially when it comes to keeping our emotions inside us and while acting tough.

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